Ambulon Mad Libs!
Originally created for the Ambulon Lives zine, available to download for free.
Ambulon the Medic
It was a very day at Delphi, and Ambulon and First Aid were together. The patient them had his open so Ambulon could his . While they worked, First Aid was about his current obsession.
"There they were, trapped in surrounded by wielding with no hope of escape. But the Wreckers never back down from a . Impactor lifted his hook he has in place of his and at the . Springer transformed into a , one of his alt modes. His and he shouted the infamous Wreckers' motto: !"
"! First Aid," Ambulon. "The patient is everywhere. Please pay attention."
First Aid grabbed the patient's . "Sorry," he . "Datalog of : Declassified is just so . It always makes me ."
Ambulon sighed and his head. "Just hand me the . And get the supplies. The patient is leaking all over the ."
For the next , Ambulon worked to the patient. His hands while he skillfully the offline mech. When he finished, he put the First Aid with a expression.
"The surgery was ," Ambulon announced. "When the patient is , his won't anymore."
He pulled up the patient's data on his and . Next to "PROGNOSIS," he wrote, "."
Ambulon the Hero
Inside Chief Tyrest's base on Luna 1, most of the Light's crew was . Ambulon was still on board the ship with First Aid, fighting off Tyrest's . Suddenly, there was a flash of light! Quicker than a could , the two bots found themselves in an unfamiliar .
"Where are we?" First Aid , sounding very .
Before Ambulon could , who should appear but the mad himself: Pharma!
"What are you doing here, Pharma?" Ambulon . "I thought you were !"
"Oh, I'm far from ," Pharma replied with a grin. "In fact, I'm better than ever. Come closer and I'll you."
With that, he lifted his and . Ambulon was to discover Pharma's had been replaced with a huge !
"!" First Aid as Pharma swung his directly at Ambulon's .
Just then, a hit Pharma from behind with a loud . in the shadows was Ratchet!
The medic picked up and threw a Pharma. "You two! Run!"
But Ambulon had a better idea. He rushed over to the supply closet and found some medical grade , which he all over the .
Chasing after him, Pharma , giving Ambulon a chance to him.
"You did it, Ambulon!" said First Aid .
Looking very , Ambulon smiled . "Well, you know what I always say: ."
Ambulon the
It was around in the evening aboard the Lost , and Ambulon was in his after a day. He was starting to feel charge building in his , and the feeling only got the more time went by. Since he was alone, he thought, he might as well kick back and for a while.
Amublon opened his and took out a . He his panel and used the to himself. It felt on his , and he .
After of this, Ambulon went back to the and got out his favorite , which was very and extremely . He put the into his , which was a rather tight fit.
"," Ambulon . He let out a moan.
Just then, the door with a ! Before Ambulon could , in came the last person he expected to see: !
"Ambulon?" . "What are you doing?!"
"Shut the door!" Ambulon .
did so, then stared at Ambulon with a expression. With his on display and covered with , Ambulon was looking incredibly .
"I'm sorry," Ambulon said, "but would you mind ?"
"I think that would be best," replied, sounding , and reached into a subspace pocket to withdraw . "But fair warning. Back in the day, they used to call me the . How should I proceed?"
Ambulon took the and began to , which made him gasp and squirm. "," he groaned, "please—"
When he overloaded later, Ambulon could only clench his and cry out his usual sexy catchphrase: "!"